(Source: thedeemoneyy)
(Source: neckstime)
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl:
girl:
girl: what
friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped

